15 January 2007

Rules of Slashdot

As read on slashdot.org:

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  • We love Apple (especially when they do something just like Microsoft, and even more if their product is vaporware).
  • We hate Microsoft (especially when they do something just like Apple, and even more when their product is vaporware).
  • Steve Jobs can do no wrong (especially when he does the same as Bill Gates).
  • Bill Gates can do no right (especially when he does the same as Steve Jobs).
  • Any story that is positive about Bill Gates or Microsoft will get tagged "fud" or "troll".
  • Any story that is negative about Steve Jobs or Apple will get tagged "fud" or "troll".
  • "One Laptop Per Child" is the second coming of Christ.
  • Nicholas Negroponte is Christ.
  • We ignore Sun (especially when they dominate any specific industry).
  • We adore Java (even though it was developed by Sun).
  • It has been "The Year That Linux Takes Over the Desktop" for about 8 years.
  • It has been "The Year That Microsoft Dies" for about 15 years.
  • It has been "The Year That Apple Overtakes Microsoft" for about 10 years.
  • Ubuntu is God's chosen Linux distribution.
  • All other distributions of Linux are wannabes...especially the ones that have been around longer than Ubuntu.

That was hilarious :)

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